Mixing Metaphors

And what pray tell is a meta for and why would you want to mix it?

Welcome to ... whatever this is. I have been pretty adamantly against the idea of the blog for years now and yet here I am, succumbing to the call of the blog like so many bees in the smoke. My words, such as they are, will now slosh about in the alphabet soup of cyberspace. And for those of you none too fond of soup - well...tough nookies.

So anyway - that's it for today. Stay tuned for far more heartfelt attempts to plunge the depths of insanity and terrorize y'alls neighborhood...